The Pervamatic 3000 is designed reveal the perversion you want to indulge in but can't bring yourself to admit. The Pervamatic 3000 harnesses the latest advances in Online Brainwave Analysis to actually dig down into your subconcious to find your deepest, darkest and probably sickest desires.

This is strong stuff and not for the young, mentally unstable or those of a nervous disposition. In fact we recommend you don't try it - some things are best left tucked away in the fetid depths of your mind. By clicking on the button you are acknowldging that you are over 18 and of sound body and mind and absolve us of any responsibility for your acting out these perversions and any associated physicl or mental injuries or damage to household items, livestock, food, etc.

For a bit more explanation/background seem my page on the Strangest Perversion.